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Tuesday, October 9 { 11:45 AM }

Astrid is such an exotic name. Read the book " White Oleander"? It's really a good read.

I wish I were like Ingrid Magnussem in the book. She's a poetic, twisted but beautiful, strong soul.

If I could say, "Don't let memory cradle you, it's all in the past. Sentimental is weak. Love humiliates, hatred cradles.". That'll be the day.

Alright, so my next favourite author besides Jodi Piccoult and Janet Fitch is... Agatha Christie! Her books are ingenious in a creepy sort of way. One so often looks at a thing the wrong way round: if we can't alter the movements or the positions of the suspects, then couldn't we perhaps alter the time of the muder? After reading one of her short stories, '' The Dressmaker's Doll", ( about a decorative doll in green velvet adopting some rather human, and sinister traits) I was freaked out. I did not even turn on the air-condition when I was sleeping for fear of being alone in an enclosed space. Anyway, I found a couple of good old books in my mother's library! So interesting. One of them includes, '' Perfume" !

Audrey and Cherilyn are next to me now, and we'll looking at goodlooking people in Friendster. This is when our inferioty complex acts up! And they are discussing Calvin and Hobbes jokes. Audrey says, " Charms likes staring at ___ mainly good-looking and HOT boys only." Cherilyn can't be bothered :( Actually, we're supposed to be helping Mrs Ho do a class proposal because, ahem, our english is according to Mrs Ho so it's not being ego (; ]"very good". Dee was with us, but she pangsehed up halfway!

We think reading bimbotic posts are veryvery amusing, but talking Bimbospeak is much more fun!

The below post is firstly, out of a moment's fun and bears no resemblance to the authors: audrey and charmaine. Any resemblence is hereby purely coincidental as it was just a fragment out of out ohsogenious minds!

diish p0st iish dediicateddx t0 w00sh hash a pr0f0unddxx lurbbxx f0rxx typiing liikeeee thiiishxzx worhxzx. whaddxx d00 y0u thiinkxxz worhxzx diishh iis s000 c00lxx w0rhxzx aiin't iitxx. (that was simply the beginning, like the appetiziter you know, in a meal. Now to the MAIN COURSE! WHEEEEEEEEEE. MORE TWIITING AHEAD!)

So, one day horhzzx, miss twitter- imsocoolworhx and mister twitter- imsohotworhx, had a msn conversation.
names have be abbrievated to save space on this post and to make the post look clearly to u, the un-fortunate reader!!

MISS T: y0xxz there worhzxzxz up? ^^ dO euu thInkxsc wE aRe a berrixzx berrixzzx g0od couple?
MR T: Euuuu arhxxxx sh0 cute w0rhzxzzxz, makezxzxxzx meeeee want t0 muackzzzxzxzzx euuu alr arhxzxzxzxxz.
MISS T: ehhhhh La0 g0ngxzxz!!! g0t ppl makezxzxz meeee criiieeeeee lehzxzx. i s0bbbx s0bbbx iN thE t0ilet l0rhzxz :<
MR T: La0 p0ssss wh0 ishhhs thattt pers0ns arhzxzxzxz. i g0 fIght them f0r euuuuuuu arhzxzz. i make d0shhhs pe0ples splAsh bl00d f0r euuuuuuuuuuu!

NOW THE DESERT!!! WHAT U GUYS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!!

MR T bulged his not-so-big biceps and walked with an air of confidence to the fighting scene! And here we are... TADAH!

MR T: weiii euuuuu iishhhs mans 0r n0t huuhhhs. bully my la0 p0sssss! faster c0me 0ut then i sh0ws euuu s0me merciiies!
Gang Leader: eeee. Who the hell IS THERE AH? cannot understand leh! Even I stay back for 5 years, also cannot understand your "english" lehz!
MR T: c0s euuuu iishs stupiiidzxzx marhzxzxxz sh0 siimple als0 cann0t understand l0rhszxz. n0w twiiiting berri c00l lehzxzzx euuuuu ishs iidiiot donnn even kn0ws h0w to wriite!
Gang Leader: I punch your big mouth see how you like it!

they fight... MR T falls to the ground after... a ..... big... punch .... landed on his.. fat...... mouth, with blood coloring the ground beneath them! AND HERE COMES....
"all hail the mighty MISS T, in search of her true love!"

MISS T: ahy0hzz! la0 g0ngzxzxzxz 0h my tiiian what happenzxzxz t0 y0ur face lorhzxzxzxzx?
Gang leader: Your boyfriend? I landed him a nasty punch in his mouth.
MISS T: huh why he fiiind euuuuuuu? (pouts prettily at the Gang leader)
Gang Leader: I dunno why, he wanna fight with me.
MISS T: (shouts at MR T) ehhhhzxzxxzx cnncb, euuu crazzieee arhhxxxxx fightzxzx with thishx h0t shuaiiii ger f0r whatzxzxzxz arhzxzxzxz? Jea0lous arhzxzxzx.
MR T: (looks up, bewildered) i t0t euuuuu says he bully euuuuu beriii beriiii badlyyyyy marhzxzzz sho i l00k f0r hiim larhzxzx, teach hiim n0t t0 bully my la0 p0sss...
MISS T: ewww who is your "lao po". I'm actually a spy send by CEO charmaine and PROF Audrey to discover the "lifestyle of a twitter" and their "ohsoprofound language!" HAH! Now that I have succeeded in my task, I shall run of with this gorgeous guy w0RHS.
(to the gorgeous guy:) are you sure you're not Channing Tatum. OHMYFREAK! YOUR SIDEKICK IS GASPARD ULLIEL???!?!? (she shrieks and faints from excitement)
"GASPARD ULLIEL" gently picks her up and carries her to his pumpkin carriage leaving the gang leader and MR T staring after them.

ALL WELLS THAT ENDS WELL! woohoooooo!!

OKAY. CONCLUSION:
1. gaspard ulliel is the hero!
2. twitlang is HARD to imitate! wow, this has given a whole new meaning to twitlanguage. WE HEREBY PROCLAIM WE RESPECT And LOVE EUU WORHJZXZX, my fellow twitter friends! (;
3. charmaine and audrey are insane when mixed together, thus creating a chemical X (no lah! that's powerpuff girls! eh you watch arhx? anyway they are positively,most absolutely,most definitely, 100 PERCENT crazy when bored+insane enters the equation. to solve, sub charm into bored and audrey into insane to solve the equation!!!)

P.S: WE'RE SORRY IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND OUR MAD-NESS. ONLY INTELLIGENT PEOPLE HAVE THE CAPABILITY OF DOING SO. (:
and sorry if anyone is offended in the process. but Hey! It's all in the name of... F U N!
(: wheee.

p.p.s: this post is the aftermath of EOYs. (:

yay! we rock! u should try! REALLY GOOD FOR DE-STRESSING! A LOT OF LAUGHS WERE RELEASED INTO THE ATMOSPHERE, NOT CONTRIBUTING TO GLOBAL WARMING IN THE MAKING OF THIS POST! HEY, IT'S CFC-FREE! SAVE THE WORLD! DO THIS NOW. LIVE EARTH. BE GREEN! START BY TYPING THIS!!!((:

BTW, we think twitters are smart. alot of brain-power used up! :)